The most ridiculous game ever. Presented by none other than Pewdiepie. How lovely..it’s in my head now @.@;

…I’ll take it.

Found this pic on my feed and had to look up the song lol. Play it and watch Jake xD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9ZhG9YyqOo

Have not seen this in FOREVER. I still remember all the words too :P

• 1.Can’t go to Windsor this year: Plain and simple. I requested off from work for Windsor about 2 weeks ago and they scheduled me anyway. Plus the infamous saturday at Windsor is apparently our mandatory work day. So I will be wishing I was with my friends from 9.00-5.00 and more then most likely working the next day 10.00-6.30. So I can’t even run to Windsor after I get out of work. 
• 2. They cut my friggin’ hours:  I used to have anywhere from 37 to 39 hours a week. The most hours I’ve gotten as of recently was 21. Next week I’m only working two days and have 5 days off inbetween my shifts. Which brings me to my next piece in my shit pile. 
• 3.Money is a little more than “tight”: Less hours means less money. I’m hurting for money since I haven’t been home much since my fight with mom. So when I’m out, I need to feed myself. All my money goes to food, gas, any nessecities that I might need at any given moment, and cigarettes so I don’t fucking kill anyone. Needless to say, going broke fast.
• 4.Still not talking/avoiding mom and vice versa: Because of this I’m barely ever home except to sleep and shower. 
• 5.My phone is now turned off: Self explanatory. Seriously sucks. There isn’t even a land line at my house that I can use. And I understand I might sound like a spoiled little gadget brat, but I’d kind of LIKE to be able to call my Dad and recieve his calls.
• 6.Retail is eating my sanity:  I’m convinced that working in nothing but retail over a long period of time can and will change you as a human being to nothing more than a fleshy robot. Hearing myself say the same things over and over to every customer I have is wearing on my nerves. Also, I don’t enjoy getting hit on by old men on a weekly basis so I’ve had to stop wearing make-up when I go to work. Retail is making me bitter towards humanity because I get to see (if not only a portion of) the worst of it when ever my job decides they actually want me in there.
• 7.  I’ve become so detached from everyone around me: Don’t really feel like explaining this one. 
• 8.Soon the only money I’ll have is the cash I have hid away to pay Dad back for my endoscopy bill: And I seriously have a problem with taking that money. It’s not mine and I really wanted to just pay it off as soon as possible so I wouldn’t have to worry about it anymore.  So fuck everything

So fuck everything. I’ve got Loosey Goosey with me, just going to smoke a bowl, listen to music, eat food and not give a fuck.

alittlepieceofinsane:

This isn’t some tan girl covered in makeup with perfectly straight hair and a perfect smile. This is a girl with Pfeiffer Syndrome, who has had bangs her whole life to hide her forehead and struggles everyday to be okay with looking this way. She’s had several surgeries and will have a couple more. she can’t wear makeup much, her eyes are sensitive. Her jaw is misaligned. Her forehead is too thick and has to be shaven down. Her cheekdowns have to be moved forward by surgery. when she was four she had something called a ‘halo’ which was a metal circle screwed into her skull and jaw.

though she fought through it medically, she struggles everyday with the emotional sideeffects. she doesn’t look like her family or her friends. she may never look normal. she has depression and eating issues because of what she has had to accept about herself. she has done awful things to be pretty.

nobody ever sees her without makeup or without bangs.

until now.

She, is me.

and if I make your blog ugly, than don’t reblog this. but if you can be one of the few people in my life who I know are fully comfortable with it, than reblog this so people know.

you are beautiful. even if you don’t realize it, you are. everyone is,

we-might-as-well-be-loud:

talldarkandbacon:

lemonelephant:

nottodaymegatron:

captainhufflepuff:

i-am-a-slumberbatch:

rumpus-weasley:

A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”. 

GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY. 

I don’t think I have laughed so much in months xD

Christ

i thought this was going to be dumb as shit.

i was wrong.

wiggle wiggle wigGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE *deep guttural noise*

I am laughing so hard right now you don’t even know! I forgot I liked this a long time ago and I had been meaning to listen to it and now I’m just *dead* xD

 

Sounds like the principal from American Dad! Lmfao!

YES. Someone finally made this a gif! 

5cmspersecond:

let’s hear it for uncircumcised willies!

So many things wrong with this…had to reblog x’D *giggle fit*

Hm, well, I wouldn’t say girls over here are any better. Though this stupid guido phase is EVERYWHERE now and that’s the attitude that’s popular now…..I just hate people :D lol